Mr. E's Recipe of the Day/Week

Welcome to Poor Man's Cooking! (/woman because im gender friendly)
My cuisine lately has been put off due to the excessive time I have been playing video games this last few days haha! But here's a recap of the creations I have made lately.

Chicken Parmesiana

On Friday February 13th, it was my mother's birthday and I decided to cook for her and the family in order to ease up on the economy affected wallets so-to-say. On the fly without a recipe on paper, I prepared Brown sugar Breaded Chicken Parmesiana. Served over noodles and a red sauce accompanied with Bruschetta and Garlic Bread, and a red wine paired to your liking.

Heres the recipe for the breading.
Which is supposed to be a secret, but for those of you kind enough to visit you shall have my recipe as well, which I have never written down until now.

Breading for 2-4 chicken breasts
1/3 cup of flour
1/3 cup of bread crumbs
3 Tbsp Brown sugar
1 Tsp Red pepper flake
1 Tsp 1/2 Basil, 1/2 Rosemary ( or an average italian seasoning will suffice)

Fry minced garlic, in E.v.o.o (extra virgin olive oil)
Coat Breasts with Egg (1 egg, beaten for being a red head)
Dredge in Breading and fry on medium heat, slightly enough oil to coat entire frying area. 8-10 minutes Frying time, on average 5 minutes per side, make sure to cut into the chicken, to be sure its done since the breading obsecures the easy to read color of chicken.

Add more bread crumbs for a crispier texture, finish on high heat to crisp the edges, a dark coloration is acceptible due to the brown sugar in the batter. ENJOY!

Toasted Turkey and Cheese

ah, the Art of Leftover Cuisine... 1 :45pm this morning
Garlic Bread, Toasted Deli Sliced Turkey breast, (okay i used lunch meat, this can also be replaced with tofu, or perhaps meat for the carnivores
Monterey Jack cheese shredded or sliced.
DIY: Toast bread, Fry lunch meat, top with cheese for a quick snack with enough hold to cure any amount of munchies.
If you are feeling super fancy, this can also double as a great lunch recipe. Add a red tomato sauce, and mozzarella for your own personal pizza.


So there you have it, two recipes and the first edition in cooking blogs for me. - Mr. E

Trannies.

Are Trannies women?
Lets consider all the facts. Transexuals are men/women who would prefer to be the other gender. Its merely a preference, its not some right, or some bs that they need to be that other gender, its just easier for you perhaps? life's not easy, learn to deal with it. Moving on. Although I genuinely like this person, I feel the need to discuss this openly on my blog. I dont know wether that would be offensive to said person if they were to discover this, but it is a free country and if you can go parading around my work as a girl, I am for damn sure can write in this harmless journal. So, he who shall not be named, confided in me that they didnt just like the same sex (Men), but wanted to do so as a Woman. *sigh* I know for a fact not every male who is gay wants to do so as a woman, I can only speculate if it helps in anyway for the public eye if one of them looks like a woman.. The world may never know.

The real dilemma. Lord Voldemort, ( this is what im calling her/him, cause i think its humorous) Voldemort, still has her twig and berries, she is still pre-op, she can still pee standing up. I saw her with my own eyes this morning walk into the ladies locker room at work. I was told by my manager that he/she frequents the locker room for showers etc.. Theres a lot of little red flags going up in my brain right now. Its all kinds of crazy here, and Rupaul has threatened to sue if anything doesnt go her way. Her actual words were as dictated to me by our manager - "I'll sue, I'll Sue, Two words.... Gloria Allred" There has been several other incidents that lead me to believe that the whole attitude and persona of this newly created person is a little pushy and its getting on my last nerve. The only amusing part of this whole controversy is that some of the older male members, think that this new woman yoga teacher is Fantastic! they may even have a thing for her ;) HAH. if they only knew.

The verdict? If you have a penis that makes you a man. If youre a man in womans clothing, you're a cross dresser, and if youre a man in womans clothing you should probably pee/shower at home.

The End.

Nostra Damn Us

I recently watched the History Channel special 'The Lost Book of Nostradamus' and here are my thoughts. We're totally f 'd. Half of the world is involved in what is a giant war, wether it be for land or for "religious" reasons, politcal gain etc. The other half of the world is deteriorating, eating itself alive from the by products of mankind - pollution and trash, and babies.... We're over populating this tiny place we call Earth, the natural selection of the strong and healthy is being circumvented and the weak and sickly are no longer being weeded out by mother nature. My opinion on this is pretty indifferent, I am not a judge or an executioner and by no means do I think I am capable of deciding who stays or goes, but for fucks sake there are 5 billion Chinese and Indian people, and by the time I am finished with this sentence guess what? there are more now. Huzzah.

Back on track, M. Nostradamus has predicted the arrival or incarnation of the Anti-Christ in 2012. He depicted many conflicts of religion with the symbols of the crescent moon of islam and the church. These pictures in the lost book are very ominous and riddled with symbolism it is up to every individual to interpret these themselves after doing some research. Now, in the documentary, they show the 8 spoked wheel or the true 8 point star meaning that in our future there will be an alignment of the galaxy, that happens every 13,000 and this is to be the point for change. The alignment of stars and galaxies and yadda yadda yadda. right? Well this figure would mean not a whole lot except that a few other cultures have predicted that 2012 holds great astrological importance for human kind.

Im borderline panicked, I feel we have very limited time left...